Schmuck!

Schmuck is a competitive multiplayer card game where strategy, timing, and a bit of luck determine your fate on the social ladder. At the start, everyone is equal—but once Round 1 ends, the hierarchy locks in: President, Vice President, Secretary, and the unfortunate Schmuck.

Gameplay is simple to learn but endlessly tactical:

The winner of the previous hand chooses the type of play—single cards, doubles, triples, or quads. Everyone else must beat that combination or pass. The last player able to beat the pile wins the trick and takes command of the next one. Maintain control, choke out your opponents’ options, and run the table.

What makes Schmuck different from classic climbing games?

Its signature uneven dealing system. After the first round, cards aren’t dealt evenly—players receive 1, 2, 3, or 4 cards at a time on repeat depending on their rank. Presidents get smooth hands and early momentum. Schmucks get massive clumps of chaos. Every round feels different, unfair, funny, and incredibly addictive.

Whether you’re playing casually or competitively, Schmuck delivers a fast, sharp, and social card experience with plenty of trash talk potential.

Will you rise to President… or fall to Schmuck?